pearls.....

from an email doing the rounds.

1. expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. think about it.

2. if beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! at least you would have a good reason to keep your clothes on now!!

3. don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! that's called attitude...! keep on rocking!

4. every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

5. he was a good man. he never smoked, drank & had no affair. when hedied, the insurance company refused the claim. they said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6. only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends!

7. all desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

8. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!