saturday reds - 8/3/2008
weelllllll, shiver me timbers and rattle me bones! things are looking up for sri lanka. we kicked out rama mani who headed the international center for ethnic studies, for questioning us on human rights. if the human rights watch last week said sri lanka has the worst human rights abuse in the world, they are just a part of this big international conspiracy. as for the group of eminent persons appointed by the government to overlook the massacre of those 17 aid workers in the east and the killings of schoolgirls et al, and who flew out of sri lanka last week in disgust, well they were just a part of this thing to discredit sri lanka. and besides, look, we supply food and other aid to the people in the north. what other country supplies terrorists, as the prime minister said last week? these internationals are talking cock, men. what human rights abuses? we love the tamils.
and, it's this bloody free media. we are going to pass a bill to ensure that the free media is free.
see, a boat load of bangladeshis and burmese ended up in trinco last week. obviously things in sri lanka are much better than in those blighted countries. the economy is doing well. don't listen to those who say it it isn't. cost of living high? no. no. we have re done the calculation and now people actually have excess cash. inflation? i shay, what for the telling? these people are just buying plasma tv's and motorcycles they don't need. we can grow rice and manioc, no? enough to eat. and this corruption thing has always been there. it's just that the money is more, so have to bribe more, no? yes, men. the politicians have got to live well and show off to the internationals. can't do this in a mazda. we will borrow more money, men, from the internationals and everything will be ok.
and, then there is india. the jvp is absolutely right in trying to kick out all indians from sri lanka. we don't need india either. they are just trying to get the trinco port. look, indian oil is already owning the tank farms in china bay. soon it will be parliament. must stop this men. yendiya for de yendians. sri lanka for sri lankans. and, we really do love the tamils. but we must not feed the terrorists in the north. we are killing 50 to 60 everyday. we will walk into killinochchi soon. no . no. not april or august this year. rains you know. maybe december next year. oh. by the way, last month, 108 sri lankan soldiers died and 800 odd injured. very little. but, we love the tamils.
and, it's this bloody free media. we are going to pass a bill to ensure that the free media is free.
see, a boat load of bangladeshis and burmese ended up in trinco last week. obviously things in sri lanka are much better than in those blighted countries. the economy is doing well. don't listen to those who say it it isn't. cost of living high? no. no. we have re done the calculation and now people actually have excess cash. inflation? i shay, what for the telling? these people are just buying plasma tv's and motorcycles they don't need. we can grow rice and manioc, no? enough to eat. and this corruption thing has always been there. it's just that the money is more, so have to bribe more, no? yes, men. the politicians have got to live well and show off to the internationals. can't do this in a mazda. we will borrow more money, men, from the internationals and everything will be ok.
and, then there is india. the jvp is absolutely right in trying to kick out all indians from sri lanka. we don't need india either. they are just trying to get the trinco port. look, indian oil is already owning the tank farms in china bay. soon it will be parliament. must stop this men. yendiya for de yendians. sri lanka for sri lankans. and, we really do love the tamils. but we must not feed the terrorists in the north. we are killing 50 to 60 everyday. we will walk into killinochchi soon. no . no. not april or august this year. rains you know. maybe december next year. oh. by the way, last month, 108 sri lankan soldiers died and 800 odd injured. very little. but, we love the tamils.
things in sri lanka are good, men. paradise. government is doing a good job. we are winning the war. economy is good. only thing is these internationals interfering. they should all go away and give us the money everytime we ask for it. put a little in our own account. only a little.
one problem. the cricket team must be sacked. but we love murali.
posted by the scribe at 12:08 PM
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