potty aliens
the toilet at rr has been violently bombed. this is no joke. at precisely 02:02 am on the 6th of march 2006 ( please note the rows of two’s, sixes and zeros) , an object crashed through the roof of the said toilet with a resounding bang. at first i thought it was gas ( dinner had been heavy) but closer inspection revealed a hole in the toilet roof and on the floor a tiny blackened object, smoldering and glowing.
this is all a bit much. it is one thing to receive personal critiques from not so gentle readers by e mail, it is quite another matter entirely to be pelted with meteorites. i suspect that my previous post together with an earlier effort about cosmo in the toilet had something to do with the issue. i should respectfully point out that there now arises the question of the cost of the considerable repairs to the roof. who do i send it to?
it could be the americans with a misguided missile from baghdad. but the thing is clearly stone. it could, of course have been an irate neighbor but the object was also patently not a brick ( and i have admittedly dropped many of those in my checkered past to recognize one). it could have been a furious rock chucking girl friend but that particular spices has been extinct for a considerable period of time. and, there remained the matter of the smoldering ( no! i don’t smoke on the throne. how do you explain the hole in the roof and the bang, excuse me? on second thoughts forget i asked that question).
ergo. there must be, somewhere out there, a gaggle of aliens floating around and doing nothing but monitor postings on the mbb blog site. this lot have obviously been given the freedom of rowdy comment and tend to do so at the drop of a post. they are obviously discerning in that they do not like reader’s digest and prefer cosmo. however, it stands to reason that they be held accountable for such actions. therefore, i hereby submit a request for settlement of rs. 4,642/73 being cost of new asbestos sheets inclusive of cost of fixing. i thought of including something for pain of mind but guess that the little monsters have no concept of mind.
for the rest of you yahoos, if rr is flattened tonight by a flying saucer you know where to lodge my claim.
this is all a bit much. it is one thing to receive personal critiques from not so gentle readers by e mail, it is quite another matter entirely to be pelted with meteorites. i suspect that my previous post together with an earlier effort about cosmo in the toilet had something to do with the issue. i should respectfully point out that there now arises the question of the cost of the considerable repairs to the roof. who do i send it to?
it could be the americans with a misguided missile from baghdad. but the thing is clearly stone. it could, of course have been an irate neighbor but the object was also patently not a brick ( and i have admittedly dropped many of those in my checkered past to recognize one). it could have been a furious rock chucking girl friend but that particular spices has been extinct for a considerable period of time. and, there remained the matter of the smoldering ( no! i don’t smoke on the throne. how do you explain the hole in the roof and the bang, excuse me? on second thoughts forget i asked that question).
ergo. there must be, somewhere out there, a gaggle of aliens floating around and doing nothing but monitor postings on the mbb blog site. this lot have obviously been given the freedom of rowdy comment and tend to do so at the drop of a post. they are obviously discerning in that they do not like reader’s digest and prefer cosmo. however, it stands to reason that they be held accountable for such actions. therefore, i hereby submit a request for settlement of rs. 4,642/73 being cost of new asbestos sheets inclusive of cost of fixing. i thought of including something for pain of mind but guess that the little monsters have no concept of mind.
for the rest of you yahoos, if rr is flattened tonight by a flying saucer you know where to lodge my claim.
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